Me: Jeremy, what sounds good for dinner tonight?
Jeremy: Um, peanut butter and jelly sam-wich sounds good.
Me: Really? Why?
Jeremy: Cause that's all I could fink of.
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Me: Jeremy, why do you think God gave us such cute and wonderful boys?
Jeremy: Cause He knew you would like us.
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Jeremy: Why do you kiss Daddy so much?
Me: Because I love him and that's what husbands and wives do.
Jeremy: I don't want to kiss a girl.
Me: Good. You don't need to for a long time.
Jeremy: But why do you need to?
Me: That's how we show that we love each other.
Jeremy: But why?
Me: Cause we do.
Jeremy: Well I fink you do too much kissing.
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Jeremy, eyeballing my glass of Diet Cranberry Sierra Mist: What are you drinking?
Me: My drink.
Jeremy: But what is it?
Me: Mine.
Jeremy: sigh No, Mom. What is IN your cup?
Me: Cranberry Mist.
Jeremy: Like two cranberries are playing tag and one cranberry missed the other cranberry?
Me: Yes, exactly.

Seeing this picture today made me happy. Therefore, I had to post it.