November 12, 2008

• Today’s Conversations with the Five Year Old

  Me: Jeremy, what sounds good for dinner tonight?
  Jeremy: Um, peanut butter and jelly sam-wich sounds good.
  Me: Really? Why?
  Jeremy: Cause that’s all I could fink of.
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  Me: Jeremy, why do you think God gave us such cute and wonderful boys?
  Jeremy: Cause He knew you would like us.
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  Jeremy: Why do you kiss Daddy so much?
  Me: Because I love him and that’s what husbands and wives do.
  Jeremy: I don’t want to kiss a girl.
  Me: Good. You don’t need to for a long time.
  Jeremy: But why do you need to?
  Me: That’s how we show that we love each other.
  Jeremy: But why?
  Me: Cause we do.
  Jeremy: Well I fink you do too much kissing.
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  Jeremy, eyeballing my glass of Diet Cranberry Sierra Mist: What are you drinking?
  Me: My drink.
  Jeremy: But what is it?
  Me: Mine.
  Jeremy: sigh No, Mom. What is IN your cup?
  Me: Cranberry Mist.
  Jeremy: Like two cranberries are playing tag and one cranberry missed the other cranberry?
  Me: Yes, exactly.

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